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Sharksonfire
22-03-2005, 05:02 PM
This guy just posts and posts and posts, Mediates fights, starts threads has 250 odd posts he's everywhere now we've come to ask;
IS RUMPLESPLIFFSKIN A MACHINE?

P.S i know its a silly post so disregard if not feel free to contribute

Sharksonfire
22-03-2005, 05:07 PM
It would be nice if we could get the man in question to comment :D

DaN318
22-03-2005, 05:11 PM
Yeah he does post heaps, each time I look when I come on there is his name lol.

sheep
22-03-2005, 05:12 PM
While he has been sent to the Sidhe lab for testing results are still inconclusive. Early suggestions by Mario have indicated he is more than likely a machine, his comment read "While Rumplespliffskin only arrived at our offices yesterday, early testing has suggested it's more and more likely he will turn out to be a machine. However, at this time I cannot release anymore information, more details will become available once test results are analysed by the Sidhe Team".

Rumours have it if Rumple turns out to be a machine Sidhe will most likely use his current technology to produce a consumer version of Rumple available to use in home by Christmas, for further updates stay tuned to www.sidhe.co.nz

Sharksonfire
22-03-2005, 05:18 PM
we will also be making more exciting annoucements in the coming months regarding rumple hopefully one of them will meet your expectations!

This is the repsonse from sidhe when prompted would they release a plush toy rumple that talks when you squeeze his belly :D .

rumplespliffskin
22-03-2005, 06:04 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. a thread for me. nah im just one excited person who works any time around the clock. so you could see me on here at 10pm before work and you could see me on here 7am after work. i dont have any set sleeping patterns and just wing it. im just loving hearing all the different opinions (apart from the few you know that get on my nerves). i only just realised today that ive done 250 posts. DAYUM. ive only been on here like 5 days. i could be on at any time of the day. ill be moving in a few days so ill be MIA for a while and you can all catch up

sheep
22-03-2005, 06:14 PM
There you have it, tell me that whole statement doesn't reek of machinism!

spano
22-03-2005, 06:16 PM
I dont how you do all that mate i've only done half that

rumplespliffskin
22-03-2005, 06:17 PM
apparently, all my spare time in the last week has been spent on here. i didnt know i was posting so much. 10 percent of the posts for this forum does sound pretty sad. but thats just because ive put my opinion in for everything. if you havent noticed :D

sharkiefanfeva
22-03-2005, 06:26 PM
rumple isnt a machine like he said he is just a very opinionated person who likes talking footy and all the things that can be discussed about this sure to be great game

spano
22-03-2005, 06:29 PM
Yeah Rumplespliffskin is freak but a good freak

sharkiefanfeva
22-03-2005, 06:35 PM
not a freak a fan a huge one at that hey rumple its me sharkie how does it feel to have your own thread made up about you hahaha RB

rumplespliffskin
22-03-2005, 06:47 PM
hahahaha. its choice. you *******s have finally done it, i havent played the game in a few days because my stuff is all packed up and yous made me go trough it all to find my ps2 and rugby league game. you wouldnt believe how well sonny bill williams goes in the red and blue. even if i did have to spell his name SonnyBill williams so vossy would say it

Jono078
22-03-2005, 06:58 PM
I thought I posted heaps until he/she came here, takes all the pressure of me though :).

rumplespliffskin
22-03-2005, 07:15 PM
i would be a he, check the profile if you want

Jono078
22-03-2005, 07:17 PM
Ok, sorry bout that lol, but I didnt know :o. Some people get angry when I called her a him cuz I didnt know on another forum, so yeah...

rumplespliffskin
22-03-2005, 07:18 PM
sall good mate :D

iStardium_seif
22-03-2005, 07:52 PM
What type of machine?

Terminator-Like Machine or Script-Type Machine?

rumplespliffskin
22-03-2005, 07:56 PM
sex machine

rumplespliffskin
22-03-2005, 07:57 PM
*tries to keep straight face*

iStardium_seif
22-03-2005, 07:58 PM
I often get called that by all the ladies.

rumplespliffskin
22-03-2005, 08:22 PM
what does the sherminator say, im a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time to something something one lucky lady

iStardium_seif
22-03-2005, 08:25 PM
lol,what movie was that from again.. american pie right?

rumplespliffskin
22-03-2005, 08:30 PM
yeah, american pie two, the sausage fest

iStardium_seif
22-03-2005, 08:32 PM
lol,american pie: the wedding was stupid i rekon..

rumplespliffskin
22-03-2005, 08:38 PM
i didnt min it, they really went over the top with the stifler thing though

iStardium_seif
22-03-2005, 08:42 PM
lol... gee the boards are dead 2nite eh.. where is everyone:(

rumplespliffskin
22-03-2005, 08:44 PM
theyre not here because they think hoppa is going to turn up and start knocking heads off

iStardium_seif
22-03-2005, 08:45 PM
lol..

Isnt hoppa supposed to be sentenced 2nite by jud. ?

rumplespliffskin
22-03-2005, 09:00 PM
yeah, hell be on his way to washedupdome in no time

iStardium_seif
22-03-2005, 09:02 PM
lol,i rekon he will get 22 weeks...

DaN318
22-03-2005, 10:00 PM
I think 20 weeks and Manly will rip his contract up (I hope) lol

iStardium_seif
22-03-2005, 10:06 PM
yea i think manly said they will fire him no matter what happens at jud.... i read that in the back of the Telegraph 2day

DaN318
22-03-2005, 10:09 PM
Oh good, that's a very good sign for Rugby League and then Manly club.

iStardium_seif
22-03-2005, 10:10 PM
lol,it's a great day for RL and for fans alike:D!

DaN318
22-03-2005, 10:15 PM
He'll soon learn.

MackTheKnife
23-03-2005, 01:21 AM
i've been on for 3 days and have 34 posts already.

Watch out i'm coming for you like a flying hoppa special. :)

rumplespliffskin
23-03-2005, 09:06 AM
im fast approaching my 300th post and im thinking of posting a radical new idea. maybe fighting or a pass the ball competition. what do you all think

DaN318
23-03-2005, 09:42 AM
Hmmm ... I don't like it lol.

Jono078
23-03-2005, 09:50 AM
Wow, Ive read about 3 different topics in this is Rumpletoolonganame is a machine thread :confused: lol.

mool0o
23-03-2005, 11:04 AM
Wow, Ive read about 3 different topics in this is Rumpletoolonganame is a machine thread :confused: lol.


And heres a new one... Streaking... lol :D

Sharksonfire
23-03-2005, 02:03 PM
In conclusion the machine named rumple marches on to rugby league2 forum
greatness but im sure there will be another saga and more posting who knows with his limitless energy & relentlesness he even overtake some of the greats, The Mario's of sidhe, The Don Bradmans he will be taked about forever in folklore as......................................... the man machine!!......

Sharksonfire
23-03-2005, 06:08 PM
Had to get this thread back up there somehow, what better way than to make another post. :D

Pretzel
07-01-2006, 01:58 PM
While he has been sent to the Sidhe lab for testing results are still inconclusive. Early suggestions by Mario have indicated he is more than likely a machine, his comment read "While Rumplespliffskin only arrived at our offices yesterday, early testing has suggested it's more and more likely he will turn out to be a machine. However, at this time I cannot release anymore information, more details will become available once test results are analysed by the Sidhe Team".

Rumours have it if Rumple turns out to be a machine Sidhe will most likely use his current technology to produce a consumer version of Rumple available to use in home by Christmas, for further updates stay tuned to www.sidhe.co.nz
Must of been delayed...I want my Rumplespliffskin machine!

novacastrian_panther
07-01-2006, 02:16 PM
Hey rumple heres a song for ya:

Ohhhh, oh, oh, oh, ohhh.
It must have been cold there in my shadow,
to never have sunlight on your face.
You were content to let me shine, that's your way.
You always walked a step behind.

So I was the one with all the glory,
while you were the one with all the strength.
A beautiful face without a name for so long.
A beautiful smile to hide the pain.

Did you ever know that you're my hero,
and everything I would like to be?
I can fly higher than an eagle,
for you are the wind beneath my wings.

It might have appeared to go unnoticed,
but I've got it all here in my heart.
I want you to know I know the truth, of course I know it.
I would be nothing without you.

Did you ever know that you're my hero?
You're everything I wish I could be.
I could fly higher than an eagle,
for you are the wind beneath my wings.

Did I ever tell you you're my hero?
You're everything, everything I wish I could be.
Oh, and I, I could fly higher than an eagle,
for you are the wind beneath my wings,
'cause you are the wind beneath my wings.

Oh, the wind beneath my wings.
You, you, you, you are the wind beneath my wings.
Fly, fly, fly away. You let me fly so high.
Oh, you, you, you, the wind beneath my wings.
Oh, you, you, you, the wind beneath my wings.

Fly, fly, fly high against the sky,
so high I almost touch the sky.
Thank you, thank you,
thank God for you, the wind beneath my wings.

Pretzel
07-01-2006, 02:43 PM
Lol good one.

Every thought, catalyst reaction
Nerve synapse, mentally slavery
Disembodied, controlled minds
Sharpened tools, knives
Electric chips, machines controlled
Bow to your masters, your mind's not yours

Dead-end eyes, stainless heart, digital mind
Your body's not yours
Your mind's not yours
Your thought's not yours
Your will's not yours

Elastic manipulated, mass produce
Pre-consumer, post refuse
Encrypted placed, within activated
Run your course, psychological malfunction
We all break down, we all stop

As the line between machinery and humanity blurs


EDIT:Whatever, I'll be at Moes *leaves*

rumplespliffskin
07-01-2006, 03:02 PM
hahahahahahahah. rooster boy almost has more posts than me, and he hasnt been here as long. if people keep bugging mario, he might catch up too

ben-dover69
07-01-2006, 04:24 PM
hahahahahahahah. rooster boy almost has more posts than me, and he hasnt been here as long. if people keep bugging mario, he might catch up too
wasnt doggis infront?

pimpsnz
07-01-2006, 04:52 PM
*tries to keep straight face*
Do you want a job Cuzz?

pimpsnz
07-01-2006, 04:54 PM
And heres a new one... Streaking... lol :D


Iam only 20 odd posts behind you moloo so u better watch out, LOL

I read in the Dominion Post today that Jono Gibbs and someone else will miss the start of the super 14, Jono has a fractured foot.

ben-dover69
07-01-2006, 04:57 PM
pimp nz check pm

Bedseyroxmysox
07-01-2006, 04:58 PM
wasnt doggis infront?
Only because of all the spam he did in the longest thread. When that was deleted, so were all his posts.

ben-dover69
07-01-2006, 05:00 PM
Only because of all the spam he did in the longest thread. When that was deleted, so were all his posts.
is he still up there?

rumplespliffskin
07-01-2006, 05:03 PM
is he still up there?
he had liek 5,000 posts of rubbish deleted. leaving him with about 6 real posts

pimpsnz
07-01-2006, 05:04 PM
Doggiez4life was one dedicated poster, LOL, ;)

pimpsnz
07-01-2006, 05:05 PM
Ben_Dover your very new u wouldnt understand ;)

ben-dover69
07-01-2006, 05:16 PM
he had liek 5,000 posts of rubbish deleted. leaving him with about 6 real posts
Wrong i just searched for him.And he was about 2000 and 500 posts or something.

Bedseyroxmysox
07-01-2006, 05:17 PM
Wrong i just searched for him.And he was about 2000 and 500 posts or something.
Yeah, but most of that was spam too haha.

ben-dover69
07-01-2006, 05:20 PM
Yeah, but most of that was spam too haha.
lol and to pimpz post..LOL AHHAH

novacastrian_panther
07-01-2006, 05:43 PM
Hehe i've been here for about 1 and a half months and I have like 200 posts already yay! :o

ben-dover69
07-01-2006, 05:44 PM
Hehe i've been here for about 1 and a half months and I have like 200 posts already yay! :o
ive been on here for 3 days and i hav lyk a 100 posts

novacastrian_panther
07-01-2006, 05:54 PM
Holy macaroni (I only said tha cause the swear filter) grrrrrrrrrrrrr lol.

RoosterBoy
07-01-2006, 06:16 PM
It's kind of obvious who you are ben-dover... The style you talk, the way to talk and the spam ;).
Rumple is a scary machine :p.

ben-dover69
07-01-2006, 06:19 PM
Nuh,I aint who you think i am.Or am;) lOL jkz.

novacastrian_panther
07-01-2006, 06:21 PM
Nuh,I aint who you think i am.
Wah? Who do we think you are now?

RoosterBoy
07-01-2006, 06:32 PM
What type of machine?

Terminator-Like Machine or Script-Type Machine?

sex machine

Ahh, well that explains a lot.

ben-dover69
07-01-2006, 06:33 PM
Can i join?
This is not a place for that kind of stuff there are children who come on here.;)

monaro_man_91
07-01-2006, 07:57 PM
I've been here since march and done about 200 posts :(

novacastrian_panther
07-01-2006, 08:09 PM
I've been here since march and done about 200 posts :(
Oh my god, you should comment more to get them up ;).

Pretzel
07-01-2006, 09:48 PM
Ahh, well that explains a lot.
The first double qoute Ive seen in a while :D

corbally
09-01-2006, 12:54 AM
I've been here since march and done about 200 posts :(

I've been here since May and done 550 odd posts :D I've only started posting lately...

wesserilovethee
10-01-2006, 11:13 PM
if there is one machine i feel that it is prince ews dont make a mistake in what ure righting if u get in an argument he ll find it and ule feel like an idiot

League_Legend
10-01-2006, 11:20 PM
Prince gets into arguments just for the sake of gettin into an argument. Its cool that he does, and he wins his arguments, but sometimes he can argue with u over the tiniest of facts

Prince EWS
10-01-2006, 11:49 PM
if there is one machine i feel that it is prince ews dont make a mistake in what ure righting if u get in an argument he ll find it and ule feel like an idiot

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EDIT: Oops, forgot to translate it from binary...

Prince EWS
10-01-2006, 11:49 PM
Prince gets into arguments just for the sake of gettin into an argument.

No I dont, but if I see something I dont agree with, I will usually reply.

League_Legend
10-01-2006, 11:50 PM
No I dont, but if I see something I dont agree with, I will usually reply.
thats what i meant. u r quick to pick up on mistakes and love an argument

billz_ywb
11-01-2006, 01:59 AM
i dont know if spliffy is a machine but he is a big boy lol

andrew123
11-01-2006, 03:16 AM
i dont know if spliffy is a machine but he is a big boy lol
what u meen big boi lol we talking fat or big sum1 fill me in lol

Pretzel
11-01-2006, 06:45 PM
what u meen big boi lol we talking fat or big sum1 fill me in lol
There is a thread up the page youll see a photo of him and one in Rugby League discussion. Go The Doggiez:cool:

Pretzel
11-01-2006, 06:46 PM
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EDIT: Oops, forgot to translate it from binary...
How come it doesnt say Edited by:Prince EWs 11/1/06down the bottom of the page then?

Prince EWS
11-01-2006, 06:51 PM
How come it doesnt say Edited by:Prince EWs 11/1/06down the bottom of the page then?

If you edit your post quick enough, it doesnt come up.

Pretzel
11-01-2006, 06:55 PM
Oh fine then. I will try it out.

EDIT>>>>EDIT

DOUBLE EDIT: Hey, hes right.

Bedseyroxmysox
11-01-2006, 08:51 PM
Oh fine then. I will try it out.

EDIT>>>>EDIT

DOUBLE EDIT: Hey, hes right.
Was there any doubt?

Pretzel
11-01-2006, 08:58 PM
Was there any doubt?
I must admit, there was a small sliver of hope, but then I came crashing back down to Earth.

Bedseyroxmysox
11-01-2006, 09:00 PM
I must admit, there was a small sliver of hope, but then I came crashing back down to Earth.
There is a lesson here. Don't argue with Prince.:cool: :rolleyes:

Pretzel
11-01-2006, 09:00 PM
There is a lesson here. Don't argue with Prince.:cool: :rolleyes:
Lol, Great moral to the story there:rolleyes: :D